Fairytale of Barnard Castle

Around midnight on Thursday, the 26th of March, I spoke to the prime minister. He told me that he tested positive for Covid. We discussed the national emergency arrangements for No.10, given his isolation and what I would do in No. 10 the next day. The next morning, I went to work as usual. I…

Lockdown Blues

I admit… I have it.  The good old Lockdown Blues. Talk about going bat-shit crazy.   How I long to walk around a clothes shop.  How I long to be able to cough and sneeze in public without people giving me the good-old evil eye.  Us poor old hay-fever suffers are sure having the glares if…

Panic buying – the world’s gone crazy.

Seriously, has the world gone feckin mad… what is this panic buying of toilet rolls all about? This virus is a respiratory virus.  It affects your LUNGS  not your BOWELS.  Mind you I suppose if one person coughs a hundred could mess themselves. All jokes apart, by the way, that is the British way of…

Handed it on a plate…

Well it all started with this shower of shite…. They have just handed the EU all the negotiating powers they will ever need to stop Brexit. You know the democratic vote we took on 23rd June 2016.  Where the majority of people who bothered to vote… voted LEAVE.

Mistakes made now….

Can’t be rectified later!.. How true is that saying.  Whatever mistakes we make today, we will have to live with the consequences for the rest of our lives.  You can’t turn back the clock.  You can’t unhurt a person’s feelings.  And you can make promises to never commit the same mistake again unless you truly…

Brexit, Brexit, and just in case…

A little bit more of Brexit.  Well that is all that is happening.  MP’s denying what the voters voted for.  Just in case you missed the result it was 52% of the vote that is 17.4 million people who got off of their arses and voted leave. Remainers only have other remainers to blame for…

Turmoil, treachery and utter betrayal.

That is the state of British Politics today.  And why? Brexit! You see back in the summer of 2016 we the public were given a choice.  To stay or remain in the EU, we were told by the Prime Minister that whatever we voted for would happen. You see the people were disgruntled and the…

Fandango’s Provocative Question #13

“Do you believe that size matters? Please explain your response.” Oh most definitely!  Well the bigger the better, means to me, I sleep more comfortably, and am further away from the snoring, from him-indoors.  Talk about a fog-horn! The animals that sleep in the kitchen even have their earplugs inserted, so they can get a…

Respect!!!

A soldier salutes to a superior officer in respect of their rank.  A soldier is trained to respect their superior ranks.  I’ve never been in the forces.  But my training came from my parents. I, as a child was trained in the following: To say please and thank you. Not to butt-in on a conversation…